One liners. Jokes told quickly, and with wit. Usually a oneliner is most effective when told in an environment appropriate to its content. Seldom is it told without a bit of sarcasm or self defecating humor.
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- The things that come to those that wait may be the things left by those who got there first.
- God made rainy days, so gardeners could get the housework done.
- As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools.
- A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
- When you go into court you're putting yourself in the hands of 12 people who weren't smart enough get out of jury duty.
- I've always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific.
- My wife's a water sign. I'm an earth sign. Together we make mud.- Rodney Dangerfield
- Door: What a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.
- I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.
- Do stars clean themselves with meteor showers?
- One nice thing about egotists: they don't talk about other people.