One liners. Jokes told quickly, and with wit. Usually a oneliner is most effective when told in an environment appropriate to its content. Seldom is it told without a bit of sarcasm or self defecating humor.
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- If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked,
doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted,
musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed,
tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed? - Isn't making a smoking section in a restaurant like
making a peeing section in a swimming pool? - So, if the Jacksonville Jaguars are known as the
"Jags" and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers are known as the
"Bucs", what does that make the Tennessee Titans? - If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea. does that
mean that one enjoys it? - If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't
people from Holland called Holes? - Why do we say something is out of whack? What's a
whack? - Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy
adultery? - If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?
- If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
- Why is the man who invests all your money called a
broker? - Why do croutons come in airtight packages? Aren't they
just stale bread to begin with? - When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?
- Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites?
- Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things?
- Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one?
- Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?
- What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses
of bald men? - Whatever happened to Preparations A through G?
- If not for STRESS..... .....I'd have no energy at all