One liners. Jokes told quickly, and with wit. Usually a oneliner is most effective when told in an environment appropriate to its content. Seldom is it told without a bit of sarcasm or self defecating humor.
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- One Liners
- Story Jokes
- Knock Knock
- Cartoons
- It takes a big man to cry, but it takes an even bigger man to laugh at that man.
- Money Isn't Everything, But it Sure Keeps the Kids In Touch.
- My father was so stupid, he worked in a bank and they caught him stealing pens.
- I Always wanted to be a procrastinator, but never got around to it.
- My friend has kleptomania, but when it gets bad, he takes something for it.
- When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane!
- Never criticize your wife's faults.
It might have been those faults that kept her from getting a better husband. - Other than that, Mrs. Lincoln, how did you enjoy the play?
- Money talks but all mine ever says is "goodbye."
- The other night I laid in bed looking up at the stars and I thought to myself, "Where the heck is the roof?"
- Change is inevitable, except from a slot machine.
- Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.
- If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.